What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is the emptiest holiday?
When do mice play every day?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?