What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are frogs always happy?