Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?