What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?