Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
What's the noisiest food?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?