Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
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How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
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Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
When do mice play every day?