Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?