Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the whale cross the road?