Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do bees chew?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the person sit on the clock?