What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?