Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?