Why are babies so good at basketball?
They are expert dribblers.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How do you get straight A's?