Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?