Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?