Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?