Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the whale cross the road?