What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do actors go to pray?