Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?