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To get brighter!
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How is life like toilet paper?
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It's allergy season again?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...