Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Why did the frog starve?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a sleeping bull?