Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which fly makes films?