Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do you send a message in the forest?