What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's the politest month?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?