What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?