Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do two skunks argue?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the icy road say to the truck?