Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do you make a cow float?
What food is a man's best friend?
How did the toad die?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How do scientists freshen their breath?