What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?