What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's the politest month?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?