What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?