Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?