Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
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Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
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