Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?