Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do math teachers eat?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
It's allergy season again?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?