What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?