Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who granted the fish a wish?
