Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?