Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
Why was the math book sad?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What school subject really rocks?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?