What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?