Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?