Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?