How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do bees get to school?