What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's red and smells like blue paint?