Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do cows go to New York?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a henway?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?