Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?