What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?