What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Where do horses reside?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?