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Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's the politest month?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did summer say to spring?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?