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What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is summer always sad?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?