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Why was the storm actually calm?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do snowmen get information?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?