Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What's a henway?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What kind of books do boats write?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?